Friday, July 6, 2012

Smile for the Camera


Day 238
To be fair, the reason I remember is because of the all caps SCREAMING at me from the family calendar.  PICTURE DAY!!!  I’ve written.  In bold.  With three exclamation marks.

We arrive at the pool on time, in our team suit.  I pull the completed order form from F.’s swim team folder and search for a pen to write a check.  I’m enjoying the brief and unexpected calm of being on top of it.  What a novel and wonderful feeling.   

“Shoot.  I knew I forgot something,” my friend says.  She pats her pockets for dollar bills before rummaging through her purse for a checkbook.  “I don’t have any money.” 

 “I do,” I scribble out a check for her before she can object.  “What do you need?” 

“I’ll get you the money tomorrow.”  I never doubt it for a minute. 

We hurry over to the kids who are lining up near the diving board.  The photographer cajoles this one over an inch and tells another to stop making a face.  My friend checks her watch.  She’s got to be at work. 

“I’ll get the girls the forms.  Go,” I say. 

“Really?” 

I’m a stay-at-home mom who spends everyday at the pool.  Where else am I going to be? 

“Really,” I laugh.  “Go.”  She hands me the form and rushes out. 

“On three,” the photographer yells.  “Big smiles!”  The kids grin for the camera.  F. makes a face.  At least he captures my child’s true self. 

Done, the kids scamper back to their towels to grab goggles for practice and nearly take out an arriving mom. 

“Oh,” she says, wearing a look I’m familiar with.  “It’s picture day?”    

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Ugh. Morning.


Day 237
I’m not firing on all cylinders. 

Even Bob at Kroger comments.  “You got a case of the dropsies, too?” he laughs.  I give him a half-hearted wave as I stoop to pick up some bananas from the floor.  

Yeah, that and a case of the can’t-sleep-with-a-6-year-old’s-knee-in-my-back, but that’s too much information to share at this early in the morning. 

Milk.  Fruit.  Donuts.  Focus.  Focus.  Focus. 

I stumble to the car with my groceries.  An abandoned cart in the empty lot lisps dangerously to the right.  I might not be able to carry anything, but I certainly can push something.  I click the cart with mine and push (at a snail’s pace) the carts to the corral.  Whew.  Now home to feed the savages.  

Good Morning, Sunshine


Day 236
I pull into the intersection to check for oncoming traffic and slam on the brakes just in time to avoid being sideswiped by an older model black Honda accord barreling towards me.  The driver flips me the bird as he whizzes past.  He’s also yelling.  I can’t make out his words but don’t think it’s “Have a nice day.” 

Where did he come from?

Wow.  Not really the way I like to start my day.  Take a breath.   

I turn right onto Main where I see the same Honda stopped by a red light one block away.  I have no choice but to pull up behind him. 

He sees me in his rearview mirror and starts cursing and motioning some more. 

I often tell my kids that being nice to someone who isn’t nice to you is one of the hardest things to do.  Time to put up or shut up.    

“What’s he saying, Mom?” F. asks from the back seat. 

“Good morning.  I think he’s saying ‘Good morning’,” I answer. 

The man becomes more and more agitated when I don’t react to his rant.  I should, I think. 

Be nice to those who aren’t nice to you, I repeat.  I smile and give him a 4th of July float wave. 

“What are you doing?” F. asks again. 

“Wishing him a ‘Good Morning’ back,” I say.

The light changes and he slams on the gas to get away.  Ah, well.